No. 14 The Irish Language

 

One Frame Scenarios

 

 

  'The Irish Language'

(obligatory dialogue for new Irish films)

 

Starring: A Boy, a Girl, a Gun

 

Close Up Gun: BANG!

CU Boy: Wha! You coulda fcukin kilt me.

CU Girl: I shoulda, you fcuker.

Boy: Don't fcuk with me. Gimme tha.

Girl: You fcukin bastar. Who's tha cnut you were wit?

Boy: Wha cnut?

Gun: BANG!

Boy: For Jays sake!

Girl:  Tell me now, ya bollix.

Boy: Who're ya calling a bollix?

Girl: You, ya fcuker.

Boy:  I'm a fcukin bollix now?

Girl:  Yeh.

Boy: But I love ya.

 

(They fcuk each other. They fcukin smoke.)

 

Girl: You're still a wanker.

Boy:  Go an fcuk yerself then.

Gun: BANG!

 

Girl:  I didn't meentah.

 

Close-up tears. Repeat until replete. Music under Credits: 'Mise Éire'.


 

 

On to reality


Fáilte go Conamara


 
 
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NEWS

The newly restored Atlantean films

are now available on two DVDs in pristine 16:9 format.


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Neolithic Anti-Dealer Art
(can't be bought, sold or moved)
 
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The Atlantean Irish

 

Book & film quartet of films.

 

The historic connection between Ireland & the Orient

 

The first episode can now be viewed on 'Dailymotion'


 


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NEWS
'Kill your Darlings' , a newish novel by Bob Quinn, is now available at Kindle Store.
 
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